Re-program your health
I help exhausted high-performers navigate the woo-woo world of natural medicine to get their energy and life back.
Hi, I'm John Teasdale. Like many, I spent years consulting with doctors and specialists while suffering from chronic health issues, only to be told time and time again that I was just depressed, anxious. It's "All In Your Head"
I wouldn't accept that. However, I am a stubborn beleiver in the experimental method, so I resisted anything that smelled of "charlatan nonsense". I was sick, but I wasn't going to be taken advantage of. I needed to see labs, I needed to understand the mechanisms of what happening in my body. Fortunatly, I found a team of practitioners who did just that.
As I started healing, I noticed more and more people around me needed help. I wanted to share the knowledge and releif that I found. So, I trained to become a Certified FDN Practitioner.
After completing my certification, I realized that there is a treasure trove of markers, indicators, and connections that feed into your health. Tens of thousands of nodes in your Health Map. It would take a lifetime for any single practitioner to master it all. Sometimes, only one missed clue can send you in the wrong direction.
I applied my 20 years of software and data engineering experience (including time at tech giants like Uber and Amazon) to the tried and true methods of FDN to help connect dots that only the most experienced practitioners could notice. And I'm ready to share it with you.
Signs you need help.
You have a complex web of symptom and feel like your body is falling apart, but all the usual tests look normal and you want to dig deeper.
— or —
You have been diagnosed with a chronic disorder or syndrome that categorizes your symptoms without explaining why you get them, and you want to reduce the strain on your body for the best chance of recovery.
There is a way back.
Investigate Systems, not Symptoms
Your body is complex balance of several systems. When in balance you benefit from:
- Boundless Energy You have focus and stamina throughout the day, wake up refreshed, and maintain steady energy without crashes.
- Strong Immunity You rarely get sick, bounce back quickly from illness, and stay healthy even during cold and flu season.
- Looking and Feeling Great Your skin glows. You are happy and optimistic, and feel calm and centered throughout your day.
Your body is resilient, and it will constantly work to maintain balance.
Until you run out of energy.
Now you need targeted support. I'll help you uncover and address the HIDDEN Stressors in your life, and create a personalized plan to restore your body to full function.
My Investigative Toolkit
Advanced solution that merges Artificial Intelligence with decades of functional health knowledge and expertise.
Functional Diagnostic Nutrition®
A holistic approach that has helped thousands of people heal over the past 20 years. Through comprehensive lab testing and lifestyle analysis to restore optimal function.
AI Analysis
Using cutting-edge AI algorithms, trained with knowledge from the most experienced practitioners in the field, I analyze your biomarkers and health data to uncover hidden patterns and connections conventional approaches might miss.
Your Personalized Healing Algorithm
Comprehensive Symptom and Lifestyle Assessment
We begin with a comprehensive review of your health history, symptoms, lifestyle, and environmental and previous lab work to establish a baseline understanding of your health challenges.
Environmental Testing
Your body reflects your environment. Ongoing exposures to heavy metals, mold, VOC, and other chemicals will disrupt your biological systems and prevent healing.
Targeted Lab Tests
- Gastrointestinal Map -- Your gut is a large, delicate surface that needs to let good things (nutrients, etc.) in while keeping bad things (pathogens, toxins, etc) out. Ensuring your gut is healthy is step 1 in any healing journey.
- Total Toxin Burden -- We look at the harmful toxins (mytotoxins, heavy metals, & VOCs) that are interfering with your body and devise stragtegies to support energy and excretion.
Data Analysis & Pattern Recognition
Your lab results, health data, environment, and lifestyle are analyzed to identify the underlying patterns and connections that reveal the biggest healing opportunities you can take NOW.
Customized Healing Protocol
Based on your unique health profile, I create a personalized protocol addressing diet, rest, exercise, stress reduction, and supplementation to support your body's healing.
Implementation & Refinement
We will have regular meetings where I can educate on healing opportunities, monitor your progress, and make adjustments based on your body's need.
Invest in Your Health
Choose the path that best supports your journey to optimal wellness
Initial Consultation
- 30-minute discovery call
- Review of your health concerns
- Exploration of potential solutions
- No obligation assessment
Three Month Health Reset
- Comprehensive Intake 80 minutes
- Analysis of 2 foundational labs* 90 minutesTotal Toxin BurdenGastrointestinal Map
- Personalized 90-day healing protocol
- Eight live coaching sessions on some of the following topics What is leaky gut, exactly.What are toxins?How to navigate food sensativities.How to test your environment(s).Common toxins in household products.Basic and advanced detox protocolsFood, supplements, and the supply chain.Modern biohacking options.What should go in your body?What should go on your body?How to test yourself.
- Discounted Supplements**
* Lab fees are not included and will be paid directly to the lab.
** Supplement are not included, but are offered at the maximum discount allowed by the vendors.
I recommended labs and supplements that I think will help, not for additional revenue.